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Tits Around Fat Balls
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Neighbour Fills My Gaping Hole With Drawers Pulled To One Side
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A Quick Tug at the Beach
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Boyfriend Destroys My Chocolate Box
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Fill Your Own Fanny
I adapted my outrageously titled artworks into the rudest adult colouring book available. Published on Amazon you can read all about it...
Wall Art for Narcissists
Need someone knocking down a peg or two? These "motivational" pictures have been created to subconsciously negate their own sense of self-importance. Prints are available and also an instant download of the whole collection. You can run them off for free on the office printer and piss off your boss at the same time. Click below to see them.
Axel Scheissfünkel
Mystery medium artist Axel has always been behind me so I've owed him a solid for a long time. He is a very private man and I don't want his artwork to go to waste. It really deserves its own movement.
I have followed through by dropping a selection of his work here.
Instant Downloads
Whether you're avoiding import duties or just really impatient, view my growing selection of printable products.
Text Art: Bollocks?
Join the fight against the written word as art form. Random phrases and "motivational" quotes are not valid as primary content on a canvas. The Great Text Art Scam attacks this infestation at it's very root with a portfolio of self-referential works.
Make Someone Happy With Fanny
I produce affordable art with a healthy dose of humour. My pictures are available in various sizes or you are welcome to just enjoy them on social channels. I also make the occasional appearance at Art Fairs in the Brighton area, LGBT capital of the UK.