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2026 A3 Wall Calendar

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Fill Your Own Fanny

I adapted my outrageously titled artworks into the rudest adult colouring book available. Published on Amazon you can read all about it...

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Fill Your Own Fanny - Rude Funny Adult Colouring Book for Grown Ups

The Secret of Calm

Redesigned for 2025, have you found the Secret of Calm yet?

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The Secret of Calm - HIdden Message Funny Art Print

Make Someone Happy With Fanny

I produce affordable art with a healthy dose of humour. My pictures are available in various sizes or you are welcome to just enjoy them on social channels. I also make the occasional appearance at Art Fairs when I can be arsed.

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What better way to start the day than with a little bit of double entendre?

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It's as if the Two Ronnies had lived into the age of PornHub.

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Such wonderful work. I really like my, er... I mean THESE paintings.

FF, Brighton UK