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The Secret of Calm

Redesigned for 2025, have you found the Secret of Calm yet?

Sssh. Get one here.
The Secret of Calm - HIdden Message Funny Art Print

Axel Scheissfünkel

Mystery medium artist Axel has always been behind me so I've owed him a solid for a long time. He is a very private man and I don't want his artwork to go to waste. It really deserves its own movement.

I have followed through by dropping a selection of his work here.

Gallery No. 2

Make Someone Happy With Fanny

I produce affordable art with a healthy dose of humour. My pictures are available in various sizes or you are welcome to just enjoy them on social channels. I also make the occasional appearance at Art Fairs in the Brighton area, LGBT capital of the UK.

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What better way to start the day than with a little bit of double entendre?

@martindawes, Instagram

It's as if the Two Ronnies had lived into the age of PornHub.

i_am_joe's_spleen, MetaFilter

Such wonderful work. I really like my, er... I mean THESE paintings.

FF, Brighton UK