Rude Secret Santa and funny adult stocking filler gifts for under £10

Fill your Own Fanny - Rude Colouring Book

If your giftee enjoys a double entendre, this Amazon adult activity book would be worth pulling out of your rude secret santa sack. All the pictures are cute and innocent but the titles are completely filthy.

Birds feeding in the garden is called "Tits Around Fat Balls", windchimes in the hedges "Tinkling in the Bushes" and a lady being carried on a couch by her friends is "Two Guys Hump Woman on Sofa". 

Luxury Posh Wank Kit

If you know who might likemgetting their hands on with themself this Christmas, fill their stocking with this luxury accessory kit. The premium Percy-pounding pack includes a condom, lube, tugging glove and a super soft moist wanky-wipe. Perfect for the tosser in your life.

 

Bullshitamins

We all have a colleague that gets carried away with corporate speak. Or a friend that can't help themselves one-upping with something better. This box of tablets promises to help them stop that nonsense. And if they get too offended, just feed them the jelly beans in the box.

Grow Your Own Hairy Beaver

By keeping it moist and making sure it gets enough sunlight, this little critter will grow grass out of its back. Once it's reached the desired length you can trim it into any style you like.

Don't worry if it looks a bit spiky or itchy, it'll grow back in no time. Also available in cock or pussy.

The Arse-Face Towel

Give the gift of preventing bathroom mix ups. Nobody wants to dry their face only to realise it smells like a sumo wrestlers crack after. This two colour washtime novelty is cheeky and practical and guaranteed to put a smile on your giftees arse. I mean face. See how easy it is!?


Disclaimer: Read the room. Make sure the person you buy a rude secret Santa for is not a miserable git. Some of them could really backfire especially if HR get involved. If none of these fit the bill, check out my funny art prints.

Happy shopping!



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