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Pack of five 'Tits Around Glistening Balls' Christmas Cards recently discovered left over from my (very successful) 2020 Kickstarter campaign. Envelopes included (might be a different colour from the pic).
Printed on 300gsm satin card. I think. It was a long time ago.
If these have all gone, there's always my all-year round greeting cards here.